Note to self (2)

§1 Part-baked baguettes are not meant to be prepared in the microwave.
§2 If you refuse to accept §1 do not try to eat the baguette as it is not properly baked.
§3 If you refuse to accept §2 do not go to the fitness center afterwards.
§4 If you refuse to accept §3 do not make sit-ups.
§5 If you refuse to accept §4 vomiting will be inevitable.

Thank god I stopped at §4...